Friday, 26 April 2013

Samsung Galaxy S4 - What I think it will be

So you've heard about the hype regarding S4. You visit the Samsung website, but they don't mean much to you or you're too lazy to read it. Worry not, I'm here to make your life easier. In fact I'm going to decipher all the technical mumbo jumbo at no cost. After reading it, you will agree with Mr. Cat.

What it says: "Every picture you take on the Samsung GALAXY S4 can come with sound."
What it really means: That picture you took when you were in a roller coaster, you can now listen to yourself screaming your lungs out. Talk about reliving moments.
Did you know?: Thanks to its sturdy screen, you can use it to play ping pong also.

What it says: "Say or text what you need translated into your new Samsung GALAXY S4 and it’ll read or text back the translation."
What it really means: Now you can appear to be a worldly person who knows multiple language without actually taking classes.
Did you know?: S4 has a built-in sensor for attractive singles around.

What is says: "Connect your Samsung GALAXY S4 with your home entertainment system and let it be your TV expert. It suggests different programs based on your preferences, provides program schedules, and does the channel surfing for you."
What it really means: S4 is a couch potato must have.
Did you know?: S4 also has extended mechanical arms that extend to feed you potato chips.

What it says: "It will track your workouts, daily intake, and weight levels."
What it really means: S4 will always remind you that eating Nasi Lemak for breakfast will result in torturous workout session later.
Did you know?: S4 can perform CPR on you, simply put the phone on your sternum and it will generate vibration and electric current. 

Note: Did you know? section may or may not be true.

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