Thursday, 24 December 2009

Chistmas Joke

My wife's been dropping me subtle hints this week as to what she wants for Christmas, saying things like " I want something that feels really silky and smooth", "Hope you get it in my size" and "I want to be able to wear it every day".
Boy is she going to love the washing-up gloves I bought.
Merry Christmas everyone! :)

Sunday, 20 December 2009

Whats my city?

Your City is Buenos Aires
You are cultured, sophisticated, and quite old fashioned. You believe traditions are important, but you are still quite vibrant.
People don't know you well at all, and if they do, they totally misunderstand what you are all about.

You are more interesting and more intelligent than anyone gives you credit for. You are a bit of a hidden treasure.
You are creative, ambitious, beautiful, and fun. You may have a rough past, but you are always getting better.
http://www.blogthings.com">Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

Monday, 14 December 2009

New Moon Review



I've just watched New Moon with Niroshaa. She was my sexy Ah Mat hehe.

I spent RM6 on the ticket (thanks to my student card) on hopes that I'll be wowed by the new director since Chris Weitz (The Golden Compass) took over. One word to describe the movie.

D.I.S.S.A.P.O.I.N.T.I.N.G

Good bits:

1) The vampires are not wearing so much make up anymore. :D

2) Shirtless Jacob 'Biceps' Black and Edward 'Swoon' Cullen for girls below 16

3) Memorable (cheesy) line:
Edward: You give me everything just by breathing
Which is cheesier? "You jump I jump" or this?

4) Great CGI for the werewolf scenes. I also like how the camera captures the scenes in the forest. They're quite artistically shot actually. But then these are the only elements Chris Weitz seems to be paying attention to.

5) Jacob brings a fresh air of humour to the otherwise tense mood.

6) It's nice to see some real vampires who will actually kill humans like the Volturi as opposed to the 'vegetarian' Cullens

BAD bits:
1) The whole paper-cut scene looks unnatural. Jasper doesn't look like he wants Bella's blood badly enough. I was hoping to hear a loud snarl from him.

2) The movie starts in school where Edward walks (slow-mo) towards Bella and then says Happy Birthday to her giving an ample time for the girls to gawk at him. Come on, that's soo cliche. At least put some funny music to make him as if he's making fun of his own prettiness.

3) Bella only has two expressions. A vacant stare that is meant to denote intensity which she does a lot and tiny frown that denotes distress when Edward tells her that he is breaking up with her. Aiyo Kristen, why can't you whine like a kid or be angry instead of just staring at him?

4) Edward just scowls a lot or broods. Both of which are annoying once used repeatedly. He could have more personality than a brooding suicidal vampire who loves a love-struck suicidal teenager.

5) Jacob's transformation was never fully explained and Bella did not seem to be genuinely shocked to see a human tranforming to a wolf. Perhaps she got used to myth creatures already?

6) I hate the way Bella is shown sitting in front of a window looking at the trees as months passed by. She looks more like a grandma who misses her cat. I'd prefer fast forwaded scenes of her daily lives of how it feels incomplete without Edward. Isn't that what Stephenie Meyer is trying to tell in her book?

7) The relationship between Bella and Edward is stiff; they are never happy unlike Jacob and Bella, they look like they're under a spell rather than really being in love. It merely consists of staring, silence, Edward throwing some cheesy line like "you are my everything" or "I don't want to live in a world where you didn't exist" . Right, you don't want to live in a world where a girl who stares at you in silence doesn't exist.

Conclusion
Good movie for 16 year old or under die-hard fans. Bad cinematic experience for the more matured audience. As for me, I'll buy the pirated DVD when the next movie comes out. :D

Saturday, 12 December 2009

I have another blog!

Hey guys, I've made a new blog that offers notes on SPM Litetature in English. I'm not trying to be a teacher, I just want to share people with what I have.

Here's the link:
http://spmliteratureinenglish.blogspot.com/
Share this with any friend of yours who is taking this subject :)

I won't abandon this blog, promise *wink*


BTW, I'm listening to Robin Thicke's SEX THERAPY. No, not listening, more like watching. hehe


Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Trouble likes to find trouble with the troubled

First of all, let me say one thing.

HOORAYY spm's over!! (for most of science students)

Unfortunately just when I thought the worst event (where studies concern) is over, ANOTHER thing cropped up.

I LOST MY CERTS!!

The story is like this:

After returning the textbooks, taking my certs, hugs, saying goodbyes and everything I went to Parade to ask for part-time job at starbucks. Then I walked back to school to put down my bag to wait for my mum. I put down my certs on the bench and my bag on top because I didn't want the certs to be damaged. Then I went inside to look for Pn Sharifah. Then when I return to the frontgate I noticed that my bag is still there but my frigging certs are L.O.S.T.

The frantic search began, every inch of the pondok is searched, but my baby is LOSTTT!! I asked everyone there if they've taken mine and everything but to no avail.

What can I say? Trouble likes to find trouble with the troubled

My theory is this:
1) Someone must have mistaken my certs for theirs and took it home
2) It was a prank because if she mistook the cert, there would be one extra cert left on the bench, right?
Well, there's none. :(

So, please check my facebook if you wanna help.


p/s Next post will a be happier one :)

Friday, 21 August 2009

Chinese Guy on Youtube

Hey, check this guy out. His name is Peter Chao and he's freaking funny!




or, you can check out his channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/pyrobooby

Monday, 10 August 2009

Tag - 100 Truths

I realised that I've been tagged by Mun Mun http://eatmeifyoucan.blogspot.com. Hope I can do this ASAP and study again :(

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage:
Water.
2. Last phone call:
Yesterday aiks
3. Last text message:
From Evelyn
4. Last song you listened to:
Waking Up in Vegas - Katy Perry.
5.Last time you cried :
Saturday

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice:
Nope.
7. Been cheated on:
Nope
8. Kissed someone & regretted it:
no. gimme more baby!
9. Lost someone special:
no
10. Been depressed:
Yea
11. Been drunk and threw up:
No, I'm quite alcohol-tolerant

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Yellow
13. Pink
14. Red (i'm beginning to like it)

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend:
yeap
16. Fallen out of love:
No
17. Laughed until you cried:
no.
18. Met someone who changed you:
Yeap.
19. Found out who your true friends were:
Yup.
20. Found out someone was talking about you:
Er maybe?
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list (facebook):
No. I wish
22. How many people on your friends list (facebook)do you know in real life:
almost all of them except some I saw in youtube
23. How many kids do you want to have:
two.
24. Do you have any pets:
no, i hope i can adopt a puppy from spca though
25. Do you want to change your name:
no, i can't imagine calling myself with other name
26. What did you do for your last birthday? :
I had dinner with friends. nothing wild (i'm looking forward to my 18 one! it'll be fun..)
27. What time did you wake up today:
6.15am got to go school
28. What were you doing at midnight last night:
listening to radio
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
GETTING THE RESULTS FOT THE COMMONWEALTH ESSAY COMPETITON!! ARGHH
30. Last time you saw your Mother:
10 minutes ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:
Nothing, good=blessing bad=challenge
32. What are you listening to right now:
tv noise
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:
The only person close to that name I know is Thomas
34. What's getting on your nerves right now:
nothing. i feel peaceful now
35. Most visited webpage:
Youtube
36. Whats your real name:
Kelly Cheng
37. Nicknames:
ok..i'll tell you..don't spread around... curry chicken =.="
38. Relationship Status:
single
39. Zodiac sign:
Virgo
40. Male or female :
Female
41. Elementary?:
SK Convent Ipoh
42. Middle School?:
SMK Convent Ipoh
43. High school/college?:
Not yet. next year la
44. Hair colour:
dark brown
45. Long or short:
long. wanted to cut but decided not to
46. Height:
168. yeap, i know i'm tall
47. Do you have a crush on someone?:
Yea..
48: What do you like about yourself?:
I'm not pretentious.
49.Piercings:
one on each earlobe. wants to pierce more
50. Tattoos:
No, never
51. Righty or lefty:
righty

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery:
No
53. First piercing:
12 maybe?.
54. First best friend:
mun yee
55. First sport you joined:
netball
56. First vacation:
real vacation to hongkong when i was 7
58. First pair of trainers:
can't remember. but the first branded one would be polo
59. Eating:
huh?.
60. Drinking:
carlsberg. hated it
61. I'm about to:
pack my schoolbag for tomorrow
.62. Listening:
"really?" from tv
63. Waiting:
to quickly finish this blog

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? :
yes. wanna pass down my genes :)
65. Get Married? :
yes
66. Career? :
filmmaker/journalist
67. Lips or eyes:
Lips
68. Hugs or kisses:
Hugs.
69. Shorter or taller:
Taller.
70. Older or Younger:
Older.
71. Romantic or spontaneous:
Spontaneous. more fun
72. Nice stomach or nice arms:
Nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud:
Sensitive.
74. Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant:
trouble maker. i can't stand people who are hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger:
no, but it'll be fun
77. Drank hard liquor:
yes. straight up is nicer
78. Lost glasses/contacts:
yea, i lost my contacts in the bathroom before!
79. Sex on first date:
no, no way
80. Broken someone's heart:
err..yea
(where's 81?)
82. Been arrested:
haha. no
83. Turned someone down:
Yes
84. Cried when someone died:
no, death is a beginning
85. Fallen for a friend?:
no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself:
somewhat
87. Miracles:
Yes
88. Love at first sight:
no, love needs to be nurtured
89. Heaven:
yes
90. Santa Claus:
fake ones yeah
91. Kiss on the first date:
just a peck will do. no toungue action
92. Angels:
yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
never had 1
95. Did you sing today?:
yes everyday haha
96. Ever cheated on somebody?:
no
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
from the begining
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?:
1.01.2008
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?:
yes. i fall deep
100. Posting this as 100 truths?:
duh

101. At the end, you need to choose 15 people to be tagged and list their names...

1) Mabel http://mabellmt-artoutloud.blogspot.com/
2) Sue Li http://sueli-sulley.blogspot.com/
3) Chris http://chrislovespopping.blogspot.com/
4) anyone who's reading this
5) anyone who wants to do this

Sunday, 9 August 2009

An Analogy

Once upon a time, there was a jungle called Nawachichi. In this little jungle, there are many different species of orang utans. The main ones are the Malis, the Chikus and the Inderapuris. However since the majority of orang utans living in this jungle are the Malis, they rule the jungle.

Now, there is something special about the Malis. It is a tradition for them not to drink Air Ngeeruu. Air Ngeeruu is a type of drink that makes you feel happy. But if you drink too much of it you'll feel dizzy and end up doing some stupid stuff. The Chikus and the Inderapuris once drank too much of it and they end up shaving each other's fur until they are naked while singing 'The Banana Song'.

The Malis of course were unhappy about it. So they banned the sale of Air Ngeeruu. The Chikus and the Inderapuris got angry and spread the news to the neighbouring jungle via smoke signal. The type of firewood used was Indernett. Soon the Chikus, Inderapuris and everyone else protested by eating up all the bananas in the jungle and throwing banana skins everywhere.

The Malis couldn't bear it anymore and even banned the usage of Indernett. Their reason is to make sure that no one will throw rotten bananas at them. All of the protestors were caught and sent to a cave called I.T.A. (Internal Torture Act) where no one is going to save the orang utans ever again..

The question now is, is it wrong to spread news? Are the Malis just cowards for being afraid to let other people know their dirty acts? Is knowledge being denied ?


http://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20090806/tbs-malaysia-internet-0fe1d6e.html
*edit* As of 12/8 the Malis decided to free the innocents. Hooray for knowledge and truth!
http://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20090812/tbs-malaysia-internet-0fe1d6e.html

-Thank you Mun Mun, Mabel, Chris and Sue Li for following my blog. You guys are awesome!

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Dear Muslims, wanna get spanked? Here's how

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – An Islamic court in Malaysia has sentenced a Muslim woman to be flogged with a rattan cane for having a beer in a nightclub, a court official said Tuesday.


It is rare for a woman in Malaysia to be sentenced to caning _ a punishment usually reserved for men in various crimes ranging from rape to bribery. It is generally done by specially trained officials at prisons.


Part-time model Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno was sentenced Monday to six lashes and a fine of 5,000 ringgit ($1,400) for consuming alcohol, said a Shariah High Court official who declined to be identified because he was not authorized to make public statements.


Shukarno, 32, pleaded guilty in the court in eastern Pahang state to a charge of drinking beer when Islamic authorities raided a hotel nightclub in August 2008.


Consuming alcohol is a religious offense in Malaysia only for Muslims, who make up nearly two-thirds of the population. Offenders are prosecuted in Shariah courts, which handle cases mainly related to family and moral issues for Muslims.


Shukarno plans to appeal the sentence, the New Straits Times daily reported.
The punishment "is aimed at making the accused repent and serves as a lesson to Muslims," the newspaper quoted Judge Abdul Rahman Yunus as saying.

-taken from yahoo! asia news

Thursday, 16 July 2009

P.D.A


Two Lovers
Originally uploaded by Jonathan!
WOA

If there's a picture more shocking than Britney Spear's shaved head it's this.
(But then again if there's a picture of Obama in red tight speedos it'll definitely be more scandalous)
But still in the polite world of Flickr, this is really somethin'

A full uninhibited SPIDERMAN-STYLE make out session

I personally feel that PDA a.k.a Public Display of Affection should be guarded. The whole world don't need to know how you and your beloved are into each other. Imagine those sucking slobbering sucking sound.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I remember when I was in KL Central waiting for bus to go to 1 Utama, I saw this orang putih couple walking with hands all over each other and leaning in for a kiss every 30 seconds. I mean wazzup with that yo?? Get a room! I couldn't bear watching them and turned behind. My friends were giggling at them (and me)

Being a true blue Asian I tryy to be as decent as possible. A peck is alright in public but not a sucking-at-your-face session.

..Or maybe it's just me. But still..... =.="


(sorry for the lack of posts. my blogging juice has somehow dried up. must be something that i've eaten =p)

Saturday, 20 June 2009

Fame Kills

NEW YORK - "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi in New York as he tried to run away from a crowd of hysterical teenage fans, but he was not seriously injured, U.S. media reported.

Pattinson, 23, who stars in the hit teenage vampire movies, was clipped on the hip in front a bookstore in Manhattan where he was shooting scenes on Thursday for his new film, "Remember Me," a drama about two young lovers dealing with family tragedies.

Flanked by five security guards, the British actor tried to run past a group of teenage girls who had gathered outside the bookstore and cross the street to his trailer when the accident happened.

He was not seriously injured, but his bodyguards reportedly were furious, according to RadarOnline.com which claimed to have witnessed the accident. One of the bodyguards yelled at the girls: "You see what you did, you almost killed him!"

Pattinson's manager did not comment on the accident.

Pattinson has become one of the hottest properties in Hollywood since appearing in "Twilight" as brooding vampire Edward Cullen.

This week he was voted the world's most handsome man by online readers of Vanity Fair.

-taken from yahoo! Singapore news

This is a good warning to those outrageous celebrity
fans out there.

KEEP STALKING AND YOU MIGHT JUST KILL THE OBJECT OF YOUR OBSESSION

-On the other hand he's really gorgeous. I noticed him when he starred in Harry Potter =]



Thursday, 4 June 2009

Kelly likes to observe people

I'm just back from my dinner. Today my mum felt lazy and we decided to eat in a kopitiam near my house..

Now, the dinner wasn't important.
The place wasn't important.
What was important is that guy who was sitting with another girl.

Allow me to describe him.

- The first thing I noticed about him was that he was wearing a pair of really nice white leather loafers. And he paired it with light grey socks.
(In case you don't know, I judge people from the shoes they wear. And I have a fascination towards leather shoes for some reason)
- He wore a white long-sleeved workshirt with thin black vertical stripes tucked in a pair of black slacks with very thin white stripes. A white belt finished off the look.
- His hair was just nicely gelled with no annoying hair dye, he had a bit of stubble, and his face...looks like the chinese version of Justin Timberlake. He looks like he's in mid-20s

And I thought to myself what on Earth was he doing here. A guy this good-looking shouldn't hang around here.

The girl that was with him has short blondish-light brownish bob hair (yuck), wore a red t-shirt that says PATRICK, a pair of brown baggy pants, a pair of nice white Nike running shoes, and a really ugly black bag. She was no match to the Justin Timberlake-esque guy.

Was she her girlfriend? Sister? Friend??

What's wrong with me???

Of course throughout my dinner I didn't ogle at them (at least not so obvious). It just made me realize the sorry state of my love life.


I'm glad that my hormones are still normal and still behave like a teenager. Sometimes I wonder if the old boring stuff that I read has add 20 years to my age.
I'm not so glad that I still don't have the guts to be a bit more daring.

Damn

Thursday, 28 May 2009

Me? Blue?

Hi friends! (if any of you are reading this).

I took a quiz and what is says is dead true.

Have a look!



You Are Blue



You are a philosophical and often inspired person. You are the master of ideas.

You are open to many points of view. You believe that it's important to communicate and not judge.



You have a worldly perspective, and you're always looking to broaden it.

You are a true people person, but you also value your solitude and personal space.

....I'm excited to receive my copy of De Parchment tomorrow. And jam with Diyana! :)

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Picture for Thought


I don't know about you but this giraffe looks pretty emo to me.
Looks like 'emo disease' has spread to our dear zoo friends.

teehee!


-picture taken from flickr-

Friday, 17 April 2009

Public Universities

I just came across this news.


"A UNIVERSITI Sains Islam Malaysia lecturer who passed only four out of 157 of her law students claims she was forced to resign so that the university could protect its reputation, Kosmo! reported.
Nor (not her real name) said the reason she left was because she could not stand the pressure from the university management on her to give “sympathy marks.”
“How am I to give extra marks if the marks they got is what they should be getting?” she said, adding that her downfall started when she received a show-cause letter on why so many students had failed.
She was then criticised by her superiors, who also wanted her to add marks based on attendance so as to reduce the number of failures.
“I stood my ground. How could I give them marks for that when it is their responsibility to show up for classes?” she added.
The university declined to comment. "



It's already schocking to see only 4 out of 157 students pass the exam. That means only 2.55% students who passed. What? Are these people stupid? Is the lecturer stupid? Is the exam too hard? We don't know. But what we know is USIM tried to cover up this matter for the sake of 'reputation'. So the poor ethical and honest lecturer was forced to resign for not giving 'sympathy marks'.

The last time I begged for sympathy marks was when I was in Standard 1. I got B for my English test so I begged her to give me some more marks to get an A. If not, my father would scold me. Well, she was really generous. So I escaped from my father. :]

The thing I'm trying to tell is you don't do that anymore in university! Hello~if you can't score than blame yourself la. But of course, the students didn't ask for the marks (maybe they secretly do), it's the administration people. They might look like some egoistic people who are willing to do whatever it it takes to uphold the 'name' but on the other hand if everyone finds about the low passing rate, then people will lose their faith in public unversities (which we already do) and less scholars will enter public U which is bad for boosting our public U's ranks.

There must be a better solution right? Covering up is definitely not one. Maybe a re-take for those who failed?

Hmm..does this happen in other universities as well? UM? UKM? USM?

So who's fault is it?

Students?

Lecturers?

The Ministry of Higher Education?

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

ASEAN Quiz 2009

I'm in school now.

Blogging.

Yeah.

I'm one of those 10 people who got selected for this quiz. It is state-level. If I win this round, then I'll move on to another round. Honestly, I didn't study much for it. I just skipped yesterday's BM tuition to study. Unfortunately, I got bored with the official website-lots of words and so little colour. So I went to YouTube! BTW you guys should really check out 'charlieissocoollike'. I adore him. After that I became sleepy and decided to have a siesta instead. I only started to really read up the facts at around 4pm. Then I have to go Chemistry tuition at 8pm. For all the effort spent I should do well for the quiz right?



First of all, I only started at 12pm due to the not-to-be-missed lessons. Then when I finally found a computer with proper internet connection with Mei Yen, Sze Lyn (oops it's Sze Yuen, I'm sorry my friend, if you're reading this, and thanks Mei Yen) and some form 4 girls, guess what?





THE DAMN SERVER WON'T LET ME LOG IN!!!



I can only go to the webpage after wasting 30 minutes, doing nothing. Another 15 minutes trying to log in.



Nothing happens,



Nothing.



What year is it? 2009!



Why do we still have this kind of problem??



ish

Saturday, 21 March 2009

Birthday Tag (it's not even August yet. I don't care!!)

Tag - Birthday tag by chics

The rules:Make a list of what u want on your birthday


i. Money to spend, not much 7.5 million only

ii. Trip to France or Bali

iii.Gadgets – I phone, DSLR!, i pod?

iv. A bulldog

v. Fried grasshoppers for snacks

Now I’m tagging:
Birthday boys/girls; or

Those who seek for
a) Entertainment ; or
b) Cure for boredom; or
c) Simply berasa gatal



oh and check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dp01qkdSoQ&feature=channel_page
it's a really nice song

First Entry

I can't believe my dead blog actualy still exists!!
I remembered I did this like years ago and then I realized that I'm not disciplined to actualy blog every week.
Now that most of friends are blogging, I'm finally motivated to actualy start writing (or 'typing')
I don't know if anyone's reading this. We'll give it a 30 days trial and see how it goes.
I'll post properly tomorrow. It's kinda too early to blog about today, right? teehee